My once beloved, Home Bargains Superstore. I walked the aisles today and witnessed the utter futility of vague consumer needs. A panicking customer said, "I must get crisps, there's hardly any left!" as I gazed at the 20 ft long aisle full of crisps. I suddenly felt that these customers and I were being administered the chance for possession via intravenous drip feed. We're being offered-up the heart of a sparrow, as super flyweight as the popcorn I wearily purchased at the till.
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